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0:00 · [music]
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2:21 · Good evening.
2:23 · I'm General Myron Stone, Air Force Liaison to the Pentagon.
2:29 · I would like to introduce to you our esteemed committee members.
2:32 · Under Secretary Overmire from the State Department, Dudley Next from the Pentagon, former Senator Anne Farnsworth, and Darnell Mugginz from Central Intelligence.
2:45 · I shall now ask our project personnel to introduce themselves.
2:49 · Yes, thank you, General.
2:51 · I am Colonel Gilbert Milfoil, and I am the head of security for the alien task force.
2:56 · This is my assistant, Second Lieutenant Reese.
3:00 · Uh I'm Second Lieutenant Reese.
3:03 · Uh Colonel Milfoil's assistant.
3:06 · Captain Rick Mulligan, scientific coordinator on Project Alf. My duty has been to monitor all testing performed on the alien.
3:16 · Major Melissa Hill, clinical psychologist. I've been responsible for all behavioral evaluations concerning the alien. This panel has convened to render a decision as to the immediate future of the alien life form known as Alf.
3:33 · Colonel Milfoil is demanding full resumption of psychological and physical testing and the possible elimination of the creature.
3:42 · Captain Mulligan and Major Hill oppose this idea and in fact recommend the release of the alien.
3:49 · Now, it is our responsibility to hear these arguments and determine what should be done with the alien.
3:56 · We know what to do with it. Some of us just don't have the guts. It's not a matter of guts, it's a matter of human rights. Aliens don't have human rights, Major. That's why they're aliens.
4:06 · They're aliens because we alienate them.
4:09 · Oh, please.
4:10 · She's right.
4:12 · We found Alf to be a warm, friendly, occasionally annoying, but highly intelligent creature. Sir, Alf is a menace to society and ought to be incinerated. Don't you mean incarcerated, sir? No.
4:25 · According to these records, Alf's planet Melmac exploded in 1985.
4:32 · After wandering in space for almost a year, his spacecraft fell to Earth and crashed into the garage of a family by the name of Tanner.
4:40 · That is affirmative, madam.
4:42 · The alien held the Tanner family captive and terrorized them for as long as he lived with them.
4:48 · The Tanners and Alf got along great.
4:51 · contrary, Mr. Tanner testified himself that the alien set over 300 fires in their home and that he continually tried to eat family cat. For the record, he never ate the cat. Besides, it was only 246 fires. Most of those were barbecue related. Uh where is the Tanner family now? They were placed on the witness protection program in 1990. Well, perhaps we should talk to them.
5:15 · I'm afraid they don't have a phone yet, sir. It's hard to get service in Reykjavik. They live in Iceland? They turned down Mozambique. They weren't happy with the school system there. Well, are they happy with ma'am. The rest is classified. Uh perhaps now would be a good time to view the videotapes of the alien undergoing some of those tests you told us about.
5:35 · The uh the committee should be aware that several tapes, including those of the more inhumane tests, mysteriously disappeared about the time these hearings were scheduled.
5:44 · some of the tapes? Honest to God, security in your department is appalling. Anyone can just waltz into his lab and take whatever he wants. Anyone with a security key and a 14-digit combination.
5:56 · May we take a look at those tapes we do have?
6:14 · Good morning, Alf. May I call you Alf?
6:16 · If you insist.
6:18 · Well, I'm Dr. Warner, and I'd like to ask you a few questions. Do I have to come up with funny answers?
6:28 · Not at all.
6:29 · And during the course of these interviews, we'll also be videotaping. If it's shown on Hard Copy, I'll expect residuals.
6:39 · [laughter] No, these tapes are classified. The public will never see them. That's what they told Marion Barry.
6:47 · Yes, yes.
6:51 · [snorts] Good morning, Alf.
6:57 · Yourself. I take it this isn't the word association test.
7:00 · There's been a change of plans. Not to worry. We're going to conduct a different test. I'm not sure I like the word conduct. I assure you it's completely safe.
7:14 · Oh.
7:15 · Pay no attention to that sign. Shouldn't even be there. I'll remove it if it bothers you. It bothers me.
7:29 · Ah!
7:29 · Oh!
7:35 · Medic!
7:37 · Medic!
7:38 · Hello, Alf. I'm Dr. Newman. No need to ask who you're replacing. We're going to try a little game called numeric sequencing. Does it involve electric shock? Absolutely not. Forgive me if I'm a little paranoid. There's still a silhouette burnt into the linoleum.
8:00 · Well, it's been officially determined that Dr. Warner had a heart condition and his unfortunate death was totally unrelated to the the mild shock that he received here. I'd be ready for litigation if I were you.
8:13 · Well, but that's not your concern at this point. The man was cooked in his shoes. Um could could could you stop the tape? His glasses were fused to his skull.
8:24 · Stop the tape.
8:25 · He was a cinder.
8:28 · Hello there. I'm Dr. Stanley. Where's Dr. Newman?
8:32 · He's taking some time off. I assume you heard what happened to Dr. Warner.
8:37 · Yep. Bad heart.
8:40 · Oh, we're sticking to that story, huh?
8:43 · Mum's the word.
8:45 · Uh let's try some word association. I'll say a word and you say whatever pops in your mind. Food. I haven't said anything yet. Nothing interesting, at least. Sit. I am sitting.
8:59 · No, no, no, no. That's the first word, sit. Oh.
9:03 · Uh food.
9:04 · Sunrise.
9:06 · Breakfast.
9:07 · Square. Meal.
9:09 · Left.
9:10 · Overs.
9:12 · Should we stop and uh get you something to eat? I could use a little snack.
9:19 · Do you feel better?
9:26 · I do now.
9:28 · May we proceed with our word association test? Fire away.
9:36 · All right.
9:37 · [clears throat] Here's the first word.
9:43 · Is there a problem?
9:44 · No.
9:47 · Here is the first word.
9:51 · Go ahead.
9:52 · No, here. The word here is the first word. You're jerking my chain, aren't you?
9:59 · Let let let let let's just try another word. Good idea.
10:04 · On. Off.
10:06 · Up. Down.
10:08 · Toast. Dr. Warner.
10:12 · In. Oh.
10:14 · Cold. Dr. Warner. Look, can we stop the cameras, please? Warner's body had to be removed by a CHIMNEY SWEEP.
10:23 · CUT.
10:24 · [screaming] HELLO. I'M DR. MOCKTON.
10:36 · I'm going to show you some inkblots.
10:38 · Does this involve electric shock?
10:42 · Let's not start that again.
10:44 · You know why I'm asking, don't you?
10:46 · I suggest you change the subject, unless you want to pay another visit to the centrifuge. Been there, done that, threw up. Let's start with this one. Dr. Warner struck me as a rather gentle man.
11:13 · [screaming] This one is definitely the Pepsi.
11:29 · Good morning. I'm Dr. Carnage. Yikes. Yikes yourself. Just so we understand each other. I'm going to show you some pictures. Are they of you? No. Good. Identify if you can.
11:43 · No breakfast?
11:44 · No breakfast. Lousy pork butt.
11:48 · No need to be insulting. No, no, that's what I had for breakfast. Just one lousy pork butt.
11:56 · Can you identify the man in this picture?
11:58 · He was the drummer for the Beatles. Can I ask you something?
12:04 · What? How have you found the food here on the base?
12:07 · Adequate.
12:08 · Any truth to that saltpeter's thing?
12:11 · Because frankly, I've been having trouble maintaining it. Tell me about this picture. I wondered when we were going to get around to the Star Trek stuff. Ah. So, you know about the Starship Enterprise. I know it's an icon for millions of people who don't have a life. And tell me about your spaceship. My ex-spaceship. Now, it's a pile of rubble, much like my life.
12:40 · And what about your life, Alf? Are you unhappy?
12:43 · Tell me what frightens you. Besides the Fox Network?
12:47 · Besides the Fox Network. Can I ask you something? Of course. I'm a bit curious about the don't ask, don't tell policy here in the military. What about it? Well, I assume it's worked to your advantage.
13:12 · Stop the tape.
13:14 · 3 2 1 Engage.
13:19 · [screaming] QUICK, SOMEBODY BRING THE JAWS OF LIFE. That crash test is the perfect example of the cruel and inhuman punishment Alf has been subjected to, Mr. Chairman.
13:33 · I guess it didn't work.
13:35 · Perhaps it would be a good idea if we met with Alf and talked with him personally. That's highly inadvisable, sir. He's very dangerous. And may I remind you, sir, he is pelvic height. Where exactly is Alf now? Exactly where he belongs, madam. In maximum security under full military guard.
13:58 · So, what's the alien going to do now?
14:07 · Looks like I don't have a choice.
14:10 · You don't.
14:16 · Straight flush. READ 'EM AND WEEP. HEY, HAVE SOME MORE PRETZELS, BOYS. They're only a dollar a bag. That's it for me. I'm tapped.
14:26 · You're tapped. I just lost my hazard pay. Well, better luck tomorrow, guys. Cash 'em out, Murph, and lock the safe. Yes, sir. Oh, and while you're up, get me the results from Santa Anita AND FIND OUT WHAT WE owe on the Tyson fight. Who would have thought that prison would have made him meaner? I'm on it, SIR.
14:43 · OH, AND RUSTLE UP SOME PIZZA FROM THE COMMISSARY. DOUBLE CHEESE, HOLD THE SALTPETER. RIGHT. RUN, BOY. YES, SIR.
14:50 · What's my schedule look like for tomorrow? Pretty tight. 8:30 a.m.
14:54 · massage. No hot oil. We won't make that mistake again. 9:30 breakfast, Irish oatmeal, fresh strawberries, okay? Do I get scones?
15:01 · You get scones. And fresh clotted cream?
15:05 · Bad news on the clotted cream front, I'm afraid. It missed the flight from Devonshire. Oh, why don't you just stab me? Sorry. Hey, 10:00 your hair coloring. Right shade this time? Burnt? Sienna. I'm the same color Lucy was towards the end. And I managed to block out from 11:00 to 3:00 for your lunch. Well, that is tight. And at 4:30, it's either tea time or a resumption of shock therapy, depending upon the outcome of the hearing.
15:31 · Oh, please let it be tea time. At this point, I'd even drink herbal.
15:37 · Dismissed.
15:42 · Besides, I met Yasser. Not only does he look like Ringo, he's a better drummer. Sorry. In consideration of the overwhelming amount of data before us, this committee will reconvene in 2 weeks. Until then, the alien remains in custody under full military security. Prudent decision, sir. It is the ruling of this panel, however, that all testing on the alien will be suspended until further notice. Sir, I must strongly object.
16:14 · Sir, let the record show that I object is adjourned.
16:26 · Mama.
16:28 · Beg pardon, sir?
16:31 · What?
16:33 · Did you say something, sir? What are you doing here?
16:37 · I'm saying good night, sir.
16:40 · Good night.
16:42 · Good night.
16:44 · Reese.
16:45 · Sir?
16:47 · How do you think things went today?
16:50 · I thought the panel made a very safe decision, sir. I thought it was abominable. Abominable, yes, sir. Safe, yet abominable. Reese. Still here, sir. Let me tell you a story.
17:06 · Now?
17:07 · I grew up without a mother.
17:10 · You'd never know, sir. I had a mother, but when I was 12 years old, they hauled her away. Nutty as a fruitcake, they said. Why do you suppose they said that, Reese?
17:19 · Oh, I wouldn't venture, I guess, sir. Even if I knew for certain. It was aliens.
17:24 · Across the border?
17:26 · From across the cosmos, Reese. Oh, out there. Yeah. We lived on a farm, and mother would talk of mysterious sightings. She spoke of cattle mutilations and bizarre rings burnt into the fields, but no one took her seriously until it was too late.
17:45 · Should I come in, sir?
17:47 · Yes, please. Come in. Make yourself comfortable. Then one day, the aliens kidnapped Mama. They experimented on her. They twisted her mind and cluttered her thoughts to the point where she doubted her own sanity.
18:02 · I'm sorry, sir.
18:05 · How about a drink?
18:06 · No, thanks.
18:08 · For me, Reese.
18:09 · Oh, of course.
18:14 · When my mother took her own life, she left behind a note penned with incomprehensible symbols. The ravings of a lunatic, they said, but I knew differently. Oh, yes. I knew very differently. And I made up my mind I would seek the truth. I knew that one day I would join the alien task force.
18:34 · Ice?
18:35 · Yes, please.
18:37 · Eventually, I found out that those symbols do indeed have meaning.
18:42 · What what did they mean, sir?
18:43 · I don't know.
18:45 · But they're the same as the mysterious etchings on the mountaintops of Peru. And they're the same symbols we found on the flying saucer in Area 51. Now, those symbols have yet to be deciphered, sir. You don't need a Rosetta Stone to know they spell trouble.
19:01 · You really think Alf poses that kind of threat?
19:05 · There's a very thin line between mutilating cows and eating cats. Point well taken, sir. But the panel doesn't seem to agree. The panel can never know what I know. Or what my dear mother knew. That's why we must take it out of their hands, Reese. I smell a covert operation, sir. What you're smelling is victory.
19:32 · A triumph of good over evil, one that could make me president of the United States. It might even help earn you your first lieutenant bars. Wow, [sighs] so much so soon. I want you to sign this medical requisition and access the serum from the lab on level three. If anyone asks questions, you just tell them it's bio-hazardous material, section 12-801.
19:57 · Sign right there.
19:59 · Top secret? Yes, our top secret, Reese. Right there at the bottom. Let me help steady your hand, son.
20:09 · Let's see.
20:10 · Good man, yourself.
20:12 · Congratulations. Thank you, sir.
20:15 · Carry on.
20:29 · Anyway, she was great. Didn't back down for a minute. I mean, she was passionate, eloquent, and beautiful.
20:37 · And she's here.
20:39 · Hi.
20:40 · Oh, hi. Major, Rick was just talking about you. Pete, why don't you go get yourself an apple juice, huh? Oh, yes, sir. Right away. Major Hill. No, thanks. All right, one apple juice. I'll be back in a couple of hours.
20:57 · She's a great kidder. [laughter] I've been transferred. What?
21:03 · It's true. When?
21:05 · No later than 0800 hours tomorrow morning. It's right there above Colonel Milfoil's signature. He can't do this to us. I I mean, we're such a great team.
21:17 · Divide and conquer.
21:20 · Excuse me, Doctor. I need a signature on this requisition form. Medical requisition level three. What's this about? I wouldn't say it's a section 12-801. Level three is bio-hazardous material.
21:36 · Aaron, would you please step outside?
21:37 · We'll be with you in a minute.
21:38 · Yes, sir.
21:42 · Reese is trying to access the vaccines we're developing for biological warfare.
21:53 · Security.
21:55 · Is Sergeant Romuald still on duty?
21:58 · Evening pizza run, of course. What about Murphy?
22:01 · Great, thanks.
22:03 · Murphy, Major Hill. Just checking up on Alf. No, I don't owe him money.
22:11 · Say, what's his schedule like for tomorrow?
22:13 · It's pretty tight, huh?
22:16 · Um any changes in the last several hours?
22:20 · Really?
22:21 · Why?
22:23 · What time?
22:26 · All right.
22:27 · Thanks for the info.
22:31 · What? What is it?
22:33 · They rescheduled [music] Alf's pedicure for a medical exam. I'd say a lethal one. I can't believe we're doing this. [music] It's our only choice. Once we get off of the base, we'll worry about everything else.
22:46 · him. We're saving his life.
22:48 · And where are we going to take him?
22:48 · Neverland Ranch?
22:51 · The only place he'd go unnoticed. Evening, Aaron Murphy. Evening, Major.
22:57 · Captain, evening. Alf around?
23:00 · Silly question, he's a prisoner.
23:03 · Yes.
23:04 · He's in a suite. Uh we've got him scheduled for a couple of tests tonight. He's sleeping pretty soundly, sir.
23:11 · That's good.
23:12 · Because they're nocturnal comprehension tests.
23:15 · NCTs.
23:18 · We do them in the morning, but it's just not the same.
23:21 · Oh, understood.
23:22 · Just Alf gets a little cranky when he's awakened, unless it's for his evening pizza. W- we should be arriving any minute, so you go on ahead. Hey, he's selling copies of movies that are still running in the theaters. We're not here to shop. $2.99 for The Lion King. How's he do this? I must again remind this jury not to discuss this case amongst yourselves, lest I admonish you.
24:02 · Alf!
24:03 · Counsel will refer to me as your honor.
24:06 · Alf, wake up.
24:08 · Hey! Easy with the mask, huh? I've got cold cream on. What are you two doing here? You know the rules. No merchandise sold till 0900 hours. Alf, you're in grave danger. We got to get you off the base. You're scheduled for a medical test in a couple hours. Oh, it must be my cholesterol again. Last time it was over a thousand. That's the least of your worries. Milfoil is planning to test a serum on you.
24:35 · Is it cherry flavored? It's poison, and it comes in a hypodermic needle.
24:40 · So, it's not cherry flavored?
24:42 · Alf, get up! We have to get you off the base. I can't leave all this behind. I have a corporation to run here. Alf, you have a choice. Your money or your life.
24:58 · Well?
25:00 · I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Well, there's no time for thinking.
25:07 · HEY! OW!
25:08 · OW! OW! OH, RELAX. IT'S just a sedative. Oh, that's really going to cost you, buddy. Just for that, I'm tacking on an extra 10% to your gambling debts, and I want it in cash by next Tuesday. Quick, get him in the mail bag.
25:28 · How much time do we have? He'll be out for a good half hour. Romuald, here's your pizza. Yeah, Alf, open up. What are we going to tell Get him in the bag. Um Slide the pizza under the door. Huh.
25:49 · It won't fit.
25:52 · Then keep it. And what ABOUT THIS FLAMING DESSERT? OH! Um extinguish and enjoy. Thanks, buddy.
26:02 · Feeling all right?
26:04 · Um yeah, I'm just not quite as peckish as I thought. Okay, pal. See you in the morning. Great impression of Alf. Except he would never use the word peckish. Yeah, he'd never turn down food, either. Come on.
26:25 · Oh, hey, Dave.
26:29 · Man. He's a lot heavier than he looks. Just our luck. Six of his seven stomachs must be full.
26:39 · All clear.
26:55 · Freeze.
27:05 · Where are you going, Captain?
27:07 · Driving.
27:08 · Unless, of course, you want to. You're not going anywhere, and that's an order.
27:12 · What are you talking about?
27:13 · There's no reason for you to get in any deeper. This is my day to take full responsibility. I thought we were in this together. Your help has been appreciated, Captain. And now you're dismissed.
27:26 · Are you pulling rank on me, Melissa?
27:29 · Major.
27:30 · And yes, I am. I don't believe this.
27:34 · Rick, that's an order. And if I don't follow it, what? You going to march back to Milfoil and tell him I'm being insubordinate? No offense, Major. This is my order. Get in the van. If we can make it past the guard gate, we got a shot.
28:01 · Is this a motor pool van?
28:03 · Yeah, it was. It's Alf's now. Won it in a poker game. Rents it back to him on weekends.
28:09 · [music] He'll probably charge us for mileage.
28:13 · Wasn't personal, was it?
28:15 · What?
28:18 · You're not wanting me to come along with you. No, I I like you. I like I like working with you. You're dedicated and sincere and sensitive. Well, not that you asked, but I think you're passionate, eloquent, beautiful.
28:41 · So, I overheard.
28:44 · I don't want you to get a big head about it. I know I felt that way since the first time I heard [music] you say Welcome to Edmonds Air Force Base. We're going really slowly. Well, I think we should. I mean, you're my superior, and I didn't know how you felt. No, I mean, we're going 2 miles an hour.
29:04 · Oh, yeah. Sorry.
29:26 · Evening, Major.
29:28 · Captain.
29:30 · What brings you out at 2300 hours?
29:33 · Oh, stealing government secrets, selling them to spies. No, seriously. Um I'm taking Major Hill to the train station. She's been transferred.
29:48 · Orders, ma'am.
29:51 · Be right back.
29:57 · You find him to be a bit humorless. It wasn't that funny.
30:01 · Oh, oh, oh.
30:03 · Where am I?
30:05 · Don't look now, the male's awake. Be quiet, Alf. I remember now. I'm being abducted by humans. There's a switch.
30:14 · Shut up, Alf.
30:17 · I have to use the bathroom. ALF, GET DOWN. OW! OH, THAT WAS EXCEPTIONALLY painful on a full bladder. Everything seems to be in order.
30:28 · Thank you, Sergeant.
30:31 · We have to go now. You're telling me. Beg your pardon? You're telling me.
30:35 · [laughter] Thanks.
30:52 · I don't recognize this part of the country. Could be this bag that [music] I'm in. Yeah, and you're going to stay in that bag till we get where we're going.
31:00 · Where are we going?
31:01 · Ever hear of Dexter Moyers? Yeah. UFO guy got drummed out of NASA. No, he wasn't drummed out. He resigned. He testified in front of a congressional committee that alien sightings should be made public. So, they transferred him to simulator maintenance. How come you know so much about him? He was a friend of my father's. I called him and he offered to help us.
31:23 · Where's he live?
31:24 · Near the Arizona-New Mexico border. Oh, goody. I should be able to swim out of this bag by then. Why are you so steamed, Alf? We saved your life. Saved my life? You took me from my friends, whom incidentally I was making a good living off of.
32:01 · Okay, I uh I checked with the front desk. There's no room service. Big surprise. We're lucky there's plumbing. What if Rick went out and got you something to eat?
32:11 · Would that make you happy? You can't buy me with food. Unless it's fried chicken. I'll see what's open. Couple of burgers, maybe. Right. Chicken or burgers? No, chicken and burgers and donuts. And get some beet juice. I like to dunk.
32:31 · Man.
32:32 · Also, if there's a laundromat around, I suggest you wash that mail bag. Why?
32:38 · What's wrong with the Told you to stop at a clean gas station. I'll see about that food.
32:49 · Last call. Anyone want the runny white part?
32:53 · Going, going, gone.
32:59 · Can we get some sleep now? It's 3:00 a.m. The night is young. Who's up for a game of Twister?
33:06 · Where did you put the sedative? I heard that Please, Alf, we need rest. Well, how shall we handle the sleeping arrangements? I should get to bed, seeing that I'm already on it and I'm shedding. Fine, we'll stay here on the couch. Evidently, we've paired up for the evening. We haven't paired up. There's just no place else to sit. Oh, tish-tosh. You two have been playing Ken and Barbie ever since we left the base.
33:38 · Could you turn the TV down?
33:40 · Nothing but infomercials on at this hour.
33:45 · How about turning it off?
33:48 · Oh, look. It's the one for the Wonder Rag.
33:51 · Okay.
34:08 · Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump. One, two, three, four. Jump, jump, jump, jump. One, two, three, four. Jump, jump, jump, jump. Someone's at the door. Oh, boy. Someone's at the door. Alf, hide in the bathroom. It's been a long time since those words were uttered.
34:39 · Evening, folks.
34:41 · Hello. Hi. Name's Ernie.
34:44 · I drive truck.
34:46 · Only if you look right behind me in the parking lot, you'll see my 18-wheeler. Oh, yeah, there it is. 16, 17, 18, right? Well, being on the road 20 straight hours can make a body tired. And irritable. Kind of hard to sleep when all you hear from the room next door is the incessant pounding of a bed on the wall.
35:05 · I I I'm sorry. I I apologize. We were Look, I was a newlywed myself once, buddy, but dang. We're not Uh-uh-uh.
35:15 · Point me.
35:25 · Alf, the coast is clear. You can come out now.
35:29 · Alf?
35:32 · Oh, no.
35:34 · What? What now?
35:40 · He's gone.
35:48 · And now the big question. How much would you expect to pay for the amazing Wonder Rag and patented hanging hook?
35:54 · Try Before you answer. Darn. Because there's a special TV bonus, we'll throw in this plastic protection bib and a gallon of sawdust for those stubborn industrial spills. I'll go AS HIGH AS 25.
36:08 · $100?
36:09 · $50.
36:10 · What if I were to say that you get everything for only $19.95?
36:15 · Try purchasing a rag and sawdust for anything less than that. LET'S CHECK ON Cindy and see how she's doing.
36:31 · Hi.
36:34 · Do you have a phone?
36:36 · What?
36:37 · All right, take your time, get over the initial shock, then answer my question.
36:42 · Do you have a phone?
36:49 · Pay pay phone outside. How about a coat?
36:53 · What for? You said the phone was outside, didn't you?
36:57 · Yeah. Then I'll need a coat and a hat if you have one.
37:03 · Yeah, yeah.
37:10 · And uh I'll need a quarter. Yeah.
37:13 · Sure.
37:15 · Anything.
37:16 · [clears throat] You're not going to bite me, are you?
37:21 · Not for a quarter.
37:24 · You're not from around here, are you?
37:27 · Minnesota.
37:30 · But somehow I thought it would be farther than that.
37:36 · Michigan.
37:37 · Yeah.
37:39 · Yeah, the Wolverine State.
37:41 · Yeah.
37:43 · Yeah, that that's what explains it. I appreciate the loan of the hat and coat and the quarter. And uh I have to go now. You you continue with your evening and have a good time. If you know what I mean.
38:00 · Bye-bye. Yeah.
38:13 · Jay Baruchel, Sergeant Murphy. Murph, is that you? Alf, it's 5:00 in the morning. It's too early for room service. I'm not calling for room service. I'm not even calling from my room. Ask me where I am. Where are you? I'm standing on a corner somewhere in Arizona, not a fine sight to see.
38:38 · Hold it.
38:39 · There's someone slowing down to take a look at me.
38:42 · Yeah, right. I'll go on a flatbed Ford, huh? How'd you know?
38:47 · Just a guess. Good night, Alf. Wait a minute, Murph. I'm not kidding. You're telling me you're off the base.
38:54 · Yes, I was kidnapped by Rick and Melissa. Major Hill and Captain Mullican?
39:01 · Oh, forgive me. I forgot my protocol. W- Where are they? At the motel. What are they doing in a motel? Not much. They're just good friends. Look, I got to keep this short. That girl in the flatbed Ford just came back. Looks like she's got a gun and eats red meat.
39:21 · What do you want me to do?
39:23 · Um bring me my cash, my credit cards, and my pool cue. I might have to work for a living. I'll do what I can. Where can I get a hold of you? Leave a message on the internet.
39:43 · Kitty Cat Lounge.